My rendevous with...

Okay, this happened like quite some time ago, but anw who can get so suay like me.
I was having lunch at my colleagues at the makeshift tentage cos the canteen is under renovation, eating hor fun. When i was about to finish, a drop landed on my hand. I took a closer look and i thought that i accidentally splattered the hor fun gravy onto my hand. Wanted to smell it, i hesitated, pull back, and looked up. And i saw this small bird resting on the metal railings. -.-" Wad a great welcoming dessert from a bird. Best part of it is, the bird's poo actually resemble hor fun's gravy. Thank god i didn't attempt to smell or worst, lick it.. EWWW...

A few days later, we were making our way back to office after having lunch. A friend of mine and i were walking behind my supervisor and he spotted this insect clinging on my supervisor's shirt. Then he asked me to help her get rid of it, like brush it off her back. I was sceptical because though it's obvious something is clinging there, it doesn't seems like a insect. And the most stupid thing is though i highly doubt it's an insect, i still use my hand to brush it off. -.-" I swear i burst out laughing the moment i realise it's not an insect but bird's poo again. Almost roll on the floor with the friend of mine. I was soooooo innocent, cause i'm not the one who should get the poo, and for both times, i touched it!! Like how suay... people got it on their shirt, at least not coming in contact you get... Grr..